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Old 05-17-2006, 06:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

And I really like swimming...that sucks.
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
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You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
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Old 05-27-2006, 04:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

what a way to go
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Old 05-28-2006, 05:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Be wary of your neighbors, folks.

An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH.
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You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.

That could work, IF I couldn't swim
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While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Wow, and I ride a motorcycle...I just came back from a rally. dammit.
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

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OMFG!!
You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
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While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death...

LOL!! haha
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