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Old 06-01-2006, 10:01 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:22 PM   #32 (permalink)
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While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.
Heh, hmm *looks suspiciously at family*
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Old 06-02-2006, 09:59 AM   #33 (permalink)
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While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:29 PM   #34 (permalink)
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You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

omg, i always hear strange sounds hehe
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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You die from complications of a ruptured appendix.

Hm... possible

sweet ruptured... appendix)

i'd rather die from bleeding... Hm, my wishes never come true...
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:30 PM   #36 (permalink)
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After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

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lol mine's boring:
You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.
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A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull..



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Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up.

Well, at least I'll have a painless death, and I get to have a nice sleep before hand.
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You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

How cruel!


i got the same one. its so gross....
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