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numbdeaf&blind · 07-13-2006, 12:21 PM

with only my first name:
An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

with my first and last name:
While leaving a Chinese restaurant, you suffer fatal cardiac arrest and collapse into a pond of frantic Koi

umm okay..

Yemaya · 07-14-2006, 11:05 PM

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

That's not very funny

Senem · 07-15-2006, 07:05 AM

Mine is weird and also funny.

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

rainbow_chaser · 07-15-2006, 07:13 AM

"You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation"

LOL

Sounds like something stupid I'd do.

thedarksun... · 07-15-2006, 09:41 PM

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

But I'm a vegetarian... does that make me immortal?

Eternal Star · 07-16-2006, 10:09 AM

With first and second names:
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
o.O Now I'm afraid

With only first name:
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
O.O More afraid now...

Full name:
While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
Ummmm...what? o.ô

daniel_pendry15 · 07-16-2006, 01:44 PM

With only my first name:
While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

With my first and last name:
While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake.

The second description doesn't make any sense to me

and both are creul and horrifying.

SoffioDellaVita · 07-22-2006, 12:39 AM

While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.

Well that's easy, I just need to avoid jury duty.

Stef · 07-22-2006, 01:08 AM

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

Hm, i never really have liked swimming, but that's not even remotely funny..

i did it again and got this..

Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Thats actually scary, because it is realistic..and i have contemplated it

07-13-2006, 12:21 PM	#41 (permalink)
numbdeaf&blind kawaii♥. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: LA VIE BOHEME!!!!! Age: 19 Posts: 406 Points: 5,089.25 Bank: 1,736.43 Total Points: 6,825.68 Donate	with only my first name: An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint. with my first and last name: While leaving a Chinese restaurant, you suffer fatal cardiac arrest and collapse into a pond of frantic Koi umm okay.. __________________ barely conscious you'll say to no one, isn't something missing??

07-16-2006, 10:09 AM	#46 (permalink)
Eternal Star Mend my broken wings Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Why would you care? huh? huh? Age: 21 Posts: 472 Points: 800.28 Bank: 1,859.43 Total Points: 2,659.71 Donate	With first and second names: You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business. o.O Now I'm afraid With only first name: You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley. O.O More afraid now... Full name: While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn. Ummmm...what? o.ô __________________ But now you're so far away And I've been left to die

07-16-2006, 01:44 PM	#47 (permalink)
daniel_pendry15 EV FAN TO THE VERY END Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Southeast AZ Age: 18 Posts: 334 Points: 7,793.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,793.77 Donate	With only my first name: While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth. With my first and last name: While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake. The second description doesn't make any sense to me and both are creul and horrifying. Last edited by daniel_pendry15 : 07-16-2006 at 01:47 PM.

07-22-2006, 01:08 AM	#49 (permalink)
Stef Alarandiia's eWife Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Australia Age: 20 Posts: 609 Points: 2,025.06 Bank: 842.16 Total Points: 2,867.22 Donate	While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly. Hm, i never really have liked swimming, but that's not even remotely funny.. i did it again and got this.. Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun. Thats actually scary, because it is realistic..and i have contemplated it Last edited by Stef : 07-22-2006 at 01:12 AM.

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07-14-2006, 11:05 PM	#42 (permalink)
Yemaya Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Lincolnshire UK Age: 23 Posts: 115 Points: 116.93 Bank: 585.00 Total Points: 701.92 Donate	Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself. That's not very funny

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Senem Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Duisburg, Germany Age: 20 Posts: 106 Points: 781.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 781.77 Donate	Mine is weird and also funny. A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

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rainbow_chaser Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Halfway to anywhere Age: 18 Posts: 52 Points: 506.34 Bank: 693.39 Total Points: 1,199.73 Donate	"You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation" LOL Sounds like something stupid I'd do.

07-15-2006, 09:41 PM	#45 (permalink)
thedarksun... Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Center of the Circle Age: 17 Posts: 601 Points: 3,692.48 Bank: 595.59 Total Points: 4,288.07 Donate	After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue. But I'm a vegetarian... does that make me immortal?

07-22-2006, 12:39 AM	#48 (permalink)
SoffioDellaVita Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: PA Posts: 132 Points: 1,341.93 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,341.93 Donate	While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine. Well that's easy, I just need to avoid jury duty.

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