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lasha · 05-16-2006, 10:10 PM

forgive me if this has already been posted, but i searched and didn't see it.

let the way of your death be foretold: i thought this was kind of funny.

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

this is mine:
While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

Return To Chaos · 05-16-2006, 10:25 PM

LMFAO!

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

FelicityS · 05-16-2006, 10:26 PM

You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

ummm why isnt mine funny?

Katya · 05-16-2006, 10:48 PM

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

I knew I never liked squirrels >.>

lasha · 05-16-2006, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FelicityS

You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

ummm why isnt mine funny?

hahahaha

sorry.
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etherealme · 05-16-2006, 11:33 PM

While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

.
*that's gonna hurt*

LacunaAffectus · 05-17-2006, 12:49 AM

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

That nearly happened once. The tree falling onto the house, that is. DAMMIT! :/

Shivercide · 05-17-2006, 12:58 AM

While you're at the circus an elephant breaks free of it's chains and knocks the tent down covering the crowd. When the police show up they shoot the elephant with a tranquilizer gun but accidentally hit you instead. You're given a monstrously large (and fatal) dose of tranquilizer.

I KNEW I hated circuses.

Scratchy · 05-17-2006, 05:07 AM

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

Not interesting!

Aloi · 05-17-2006, 06:07 AM

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

I wonder if they'll ever find my body.

05-16-2006, 10:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
lasha Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: my house Age: 24 Posts: 70 Points: 0.00 Bank: 504.00 Total Points: 504.00 Donate	the death psychic forgive me if this has already been posted, but i searched and didn't see it. let the way of your death be foretold: i thought this was kind of funny. http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ this is mine: While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist. __________________ You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

05-16-2006, 10:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
FelicityS Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,403 Points: 700.64 Bank: 41.06 Total Points: 741.70 Donate	You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive. ummm why isnt mine funny? __________________ My Space My Stuff

05-16-2006, 10:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Katya Mega Post Monkey Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London Age: 21 Posts: 6,164 Points: 8,886.17 Bank: 1,527,875.82 Total Points: 1,536,761.99 Donate	You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. I knew I never liked squirrels >.> __________________

05-16-2006, 11:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
etherealme Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Iowa Age: 34 Posts: 893 Points: 27,623.46 Bank: 8,442.33 Total Points: 36,065.79 Donate	While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys. . that's gonna hurt __________________ If it looks like a skunk and smells like a skunk, it aint no kitty cat......

05-17-2006, 12:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
LacunaAffectus Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Jersey Age: 23 Posts: 139 Points: 9,580.62 Bank: 19,169.64 Total Points: 28,750.26 Donate	During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you. That nearly happened once. The tree falling onto the house, that is. DAMMIT! :/ __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you. If I die you are forgiven". Such is the Rule of Honor.

05-16-2006, 10:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Return To Chaos Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ontario Age: 20 Posts: 410 Points: 295.76 Bank: 1,833.19 Total Points: 2,128.95 Donate	LMFAO! You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

05-17-2006, 05:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
Scratchy pwns Shiver Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia Posts: 4,264 Points: 17,643.59 Bank: 46,136,328.89 Total Points: 46,153,972.47 Donate	You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull. Not interesting! __________________ . I'm proud to announce that Shivercide is now part of the board's E.V.I.L forces, thanks to me!

05-17-2006, 06:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Aloi AKA Unknown_Forces =] Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kentucky. Age: 16 Posts: 331 Points: 3,607.86 Bank: 5,182.50 Total Points: 8,790.36 Donate	As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse. I wonder if they'll ever find my body. __________________ If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

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