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~river~ · 05-09-2008, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scratchy

....how am I gonna get drunk in the bar now? Knowing barmen might take advantage of poor Jul, huh? 0_o Buddy... protect meeeeee.. XD

easy *tops up your glass
and attaches an electric shock collar to kylie if she gets to close for comfort press the button on the remote and have her schocked!*

Scratchy · 05-09-2008, 04:46 AM

Whoa! 0_o Shannon, who knew you could be that creative when it comes to security issues

*"accidentally" presses the button* uhmm... sorry *giggles evily*

I need some rum and cola!

~river~ · 05-09-2008, 04:48 AM

^ i have told you before and you have told me i have an evil streak i would allow you to use the bashing stick but i am not sure i trust you with it

rum and coke sounds good

Scratchy · 05-09-2008, 05:09 AM

Oh c'mon I'm good when it comes to bashing steak! Though I do prefer something that causes more damage.. *coughs* but my buddy posseses this thing right now..lol

Yeah it's great, how about joining me and making some more, huh?

~river~ · 05-09-2008, 05:14 AM

i do believe you are capable of making us both rum and coke
as for more damage what else could you do you have damaged kylie already and i do believe i am the one who supplied the damaging electric shock collar

Shivercide · 05-09-2008, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~river~

as for more damage what else could you do you have damaged kylie already and i do believe i am the one who supplied the damaging electric shock collar

*ahems* I do believe my buddy knows I'm much more effective at "causing damage" than any shock collar. *glares at Kylie*

Selfish&Cold · 05-09-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shivercide

*ahems* I do believe my buddy knows I'm much more effective at "causing damage" than any shock collar. *glares at Kylie*

I will agree with that statement. I have the kick me signs and lollipop to prove it....

Sweet Tigger · 05-09-2008, 11:00 AM

O.O

OMG, Kylie seems to be in a great deal of shit here.

* Locks her in a padded room, and if she comes near the door,
there will be a device on it, that will burn her hand right down to the
bone, and won't be allowed to remove her hand, because it'll be like a
magnet *

OR, you can put her in a execsion chair, and have like a halo thing around
her head, with razor sharp spikes, and if she moves it will set it off to to go
right through her body and head, then she has no choice to do what you all
want.

SO everyone enjoy all the drinks you want, All on me!!!

But myself....since its morning, I will have the very best latte!!!

05-09-2008, 04:46 AM	#2952 (permalink)
Scratchy In Vino Veritas Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia Posts: 4,196 Points: 10,427.33 Bank: 27,570,114.42 Total Points: 27,580,541.75 Donate	Whoa! 0_o Shannon, who knew you could be that creative when it comes to security issues "accidentally" presses the button uhmm... sorry giggles evily I need some rum and cola! __________________ . I'm proud to announce that Shivercide is now part of the board's E.V.I.L forces, thanks to me!

05-09-2008, 04:48 AM	#2953 (permalink)
~river~ I iz st00pid lyke whut? Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,617 Points: 558.40 Bank: 72,495.39 Total Points: 73,053.80 Donate	^ i have told you before and you have told me i have an evil streak i would allow you to use the bashing stick but i am not sure i trust you with it rum and coke sounds good __________________ Life is pain, life is only pain. We're all taught to believe in happy fairytale endings, But there is only blackness; dark depressing loneliness that eats away at your soul. Sex and the City

05-09-2008, 05:09 AM	#2954 (permalink)
Scratchy In Vino Veritas Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia Posts: 4,196 Points: 10,427.33 Bank: 27,570,114.42 Total Points: 27,580,541.75 Donate	Oh c'mon I'm good when it comes to bashing steak! Though I do prefer something that causes more damage.. coughs but my buddy posseses this thing right now..lol Yeah it's great, how about joining me and making some more, huh? __________________ . I'm proud to announce that Shivercide is now part of the board's E.V.I.L forces, thanks to me!

05-09-2008, 05:14 AM	#2955 (permalink)
~river~ I iz st00pid lyke whut? Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,617 Points: 558.40 Bank: 72,495.39 Total Points: 73,053.80 Donate	i do believe you are capable of making us both rum and coke as for more damage what else could you do you have damaged kylie already and i do believe i am the one who supplied the damaging electric shock collar __________________ Life is pain, life is only pain. We're all taught to believe in happy fairytale endings, But there is only blackness; dark depressing loneliness that eats away at your soul. Sex and the City

05-09-2008, 11:00 AM	#2958 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger Miss Happy-Go-Lucky Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 1,899 Points: 10,620.64 Bank: 41,515.84 Total Points: 52,136.48 Donate	O.O OMG, Kylie seems to be in a great deal of shit here. * Locks her in a padded room, and if she comes near the door, there will be a device on it, that will burn her hand right down to the bone, and won't be allowed to remove her hand, because it'll be like a magnet * OR, you can put her in a execsion chair, and have like a halo thing around her head, with razor sharp spikes, and if she moves it will set it off to to go right through her body and head, then she has no choice to do what you all want. SO everyone enjoy all the drinks you want, All on me!!! But myself....since its morning, I will have the very best latte!!! __________________ Always Believe In Your Self!!! Last edited by Sweet Tigger : 05-09-2008 at 11:07 AM.

05-09-2008, 02:08 PM	#2959 (permalink)
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