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~river~ · 05-22-2008, 11:38 PM

with that warning then i shall stay clear of any special shots and drink to my scratchycide promotion- the mafia cheerleader is now body guard?!?!?

Shivercide · 05-22-2008, 11:41 PM

Yes !, guard us from certain ex-mafia guard dogs ROFL

Sweet Tigger · 05-22-2008, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shivercide

Yes !, guard us from certain ex-mafia guard dogs ROFL

* Is now a loner * Gos to the other side, and drinks alone *

has my own party by myself now.

~river~ · 05-22-2008, 11:59 PM

*gives steph a remote to control the new electric shock collar i just put on trina*
that means we can drink in peace with some extra shocking amusement

Shivercide · 05-23-2008, 12:01 AM

0_o

* tests the shock remote out about 50 times* woww,, it works!!

~river~ · 05-23-2008, 12:06 AM

and they are long lasting batteries as well so there is more fun with less to worry about

Sweet Tigger · 05-23-2008, 12:06 AM

* Gets a buddy to dislodge it, so its now no longer functioning *

Does four shots in a row, and downs two drinks to go along
with it!!

Those devices are no problem for me, I know my way around those
things, as well as my friends does too!!

Shivercide · 05-23-2008, 12:09 AM

Wellll we all know Trina is in a delusional world, she evven thinks Tigger is still alive!!

~river~ · 05-23-2008, 12:10 AM

^if only you were that clever to outsmart me but i am more cut out for the job then you ever were...
the collar was designed to release a higher charge if removed sending you into a minor cardiac arrest therefore you should learn fast that the collar can not be removed. the more you try to remove the more severe the shot the more sever the cardiac arrest

i am a genius

05-22-2008, 11:38 PM	#3151 (permalink)
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05-22-2008, 11:59 PM	#3154 (permalink)
~river~ Likes Stilts! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,785 Points: 860.85 Bank: 113,665.59 Total Points: 114,526.44 Donate	gives steph a remote to control the new electric shock collar i just put on trina that means we can drink in peace with some extra shocking amusement __________________ There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness, truth, beauty and a picture of you. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of Joy are drifting thorough my open mind

05-23-2008, 12:06 AM	#3156 (permalink)
~river~ Likes Stilts! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,785 Points: 860.85 Bank: 113,665.59 Total Points: 114,526.44 Donate	and they are long lasting batteries as well so there is more fun with less to worry about __________________ There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness, truth, beauty and a picture of you. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of Joy are drifting thorough my open mind

05-23-2008, 12:06 AM	#3157 (permalink)
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05-23-2008, 12:10 AM	#3159 (permalink)
~river~ Likes Stilts! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,785 Points: 860.85 Bank: 113,665.59 Total Points: 114,526.44 Donate	^if only you were that clever to outsmart me but i am more cut out for the job then you ever were... the collar was designed to release a higher charge if removed sending you into a minor cardiac arrest therefore you should learn fast that the collar can not be removed. the more you try to remove the more severe the shot the more sever the cardiac arrest i am a genius __________________ There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness, truth, beauty and a picture of you. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of Joy are drifting thorough my open mind