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Julieann · 06-20-2008, 02:11 PM

^On what planet is it nearly happy hour? It's only 1:10 here...

*jumps behind the bar* Everyone hurry and crowd around, I'm only here for a few minutes!

mizzm77 · 06-20-2008, 02:12 PM

Well, it's 2:10 here, and although it really is not that close, it's close enough for me!

Julieann · 06-20-2008, 02:21 PM

Right, right. "It's 5:00 somewhere" and all that...gotcha

*sings* POURRRRRRRR me somethin' tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane...it's only half past twelve, but I don't care...it's five o'clock somewhere..."

So what can I getcha, MizzM?

Sweet Tigger · 06-20-2008, 02:37 PM

For me, its way to early to drink...its only 12:30 here.
I just had lunch.
Well, maybe I can handle one jello shot, since they are so yummy!

Julieann · 06-20-2008, 05:26 PM

*whistles*

Sooooo......nobody here...*sips a beer and flips through Cosmo*

Jane · 06-20-2008, 05:32 PM

Who drinks beer AND reads Cosmo, lol? Weirdo.

Julieann · 06-20-2008, 05:40 PM

Being a redneck doesn't mean I need to miss out on what goes on in the makeup/clothes/shoes/pop culture obsessed world, LOL. I read it for the sex tips...and the embarrassing stories that people send in, haha. I've got a HUGE stockpile of old Cosmos in my closet which I am keeping solely for the sex tips. Saving up for when my husband gets home.

Tangent: speaking of Cosmo sex tips, do they actually think the stuff they're printing is NEW information? Most of the articles I've seen list at least 2 or 3 things that I've known about for a while...and then they bill it as earth-shattering information, like "TRY THIS ON YOUR MAN TONIGHT! The trick that will have him bowing at your bedside and begging you for more!!"

I'm reading this shit going "O.o all it says it to lick the underside of his **** and press gently on the area in between the twig and the berries...who hasn't already thought of that?"

Anyway. Beer = good. Cosmo = good. Beer + Cosmo = gooooooooooood.

Jane · 06-20-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julieann

I've got a HUGE stockpile of old Cosmos in my closet which I am keeping solely for the sex tips. Saving up for when my husband gets home.

Are you ever going to explain where your husband's disappeared to?

Julieann · 06-20-2008, 05:51 PM

He's in prison--in keeping with the "I'm a redneck" theme, my life is honestly a little bit like a bad country song right now:

-I'm living with my mama
-My husband's in prison
-One friend just broke his neck while in REHAB (if that's not ironic)
-Another friend is about to be fighting terrorists in the Godforsaken desert

If I had a dog, he'd be run over by now...

The really awesome thing is, my husband will be out in about a year, maybe a little less. I am VERY excited!

Unknown_Soldier · 06-20-2008, 05:51 PM

hello ladies...
blah its hot i need some iced tea!

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Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 787 Points: 15.62 Bank: 1,050,047.05 Total Points: 1,050,062.67 Donate	^On what planet is it nearly happy hour? It's only 1:10 here... jumps behind the bar Everyone hurry and crowd around, I'm only here for a few minutes! __________________

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Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 787 Points: 15.62 Bank: 1,050,047.05 Total Points: 1,050,062.67 Donate	Right, right. "It's 5:00 somewhere" and all that...gotcha sings POURRRRRRRR me somethin' tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane...it's only half past twelve, but I don't care...it's five o'clock somewhere..." So what can I getcha, MizzM? __________________

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Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 787 Points: 15.62 Bank: 1,050,047.05 Total Points: 1,050,062.67 Donate	whistles Sooooo......nobody here...sips a beer and flips through Cosmo __________________

06-20-2008, 05:40 PM	#3847 (permalink)
Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 787 Points: 15.62 Bank: 1,050,047.05 Total Points: 1,050,062.67 Donate	Being a redneck doesn't mean I need to miss out on what goes on in the makeup/clothes/shoes/pop culture obsessed world, LOL. I read it for the sex tips...and the embarrassing stories that people send in, haha. I've got a HUGE stockpile of old Cosmos in my closet which I am keeping solely for the sex tips. Saving up for when my husband gets home. Tangent: speaking of Cosmo sex tips, do they actually think the stuff they're printing is NEW information? Most of the articles I've seen list at least 2 or 3 things that I've known about for a while...and then they bill it as earth-shattering information, like "TRY THIS ON YOUR MAN TONIGHT! The trick that will have him bowing at your bedside and begging you for more!!" I'm reading this shit going "O.o all it says it to lick the underside of his **** and press gently on the area in between the twig and the berries...who hasn't already thought of that?" Anyway. Beer = good. Cosmo = good. Beer + Cosmo = gooooooooooood. __________________

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mizzm77 The Silent Force Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 161 Points: 316.10 Bank: 23,834.76 Total Points: 24,150.86 Donate	Well, it's 2:10 here, and although it really is not that close, it's close enough for me!

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Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 787 Points: 15.62 Bank: 1,050,047.05 Total Points: 1,050,062.67 Donate	He's in prison--in keeping with the "I'm a redneck" theme, my life is honestly a little bit like a bad country song right now: -I'm living with my mama -My husband's in prison -One friend just broke his neck while in REHAB (if that's not ironic) -Another friend is about to be fighting terrorists in the Godforsaken desert If I had a dog, he'd be run over by now... The really awesome thing is, my husband will be out in about a year, maybe a little less. I am VERY excited! __________________

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