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Angel333 · 06-23-2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~river~

ain't can't shan't won't aren't isn't.......

make it stop, make it stop!!!

Jane · 06-23-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel333

make it stop, make it stop!!!

Now, I don't understand. She was mixing proper words with improper words and here you are mixing proper grammar with improper grammar.

You're all hypocrites.

And where's the damn bartender?! I want an ice water. NO LEMON. ::Impatiently bangs fist on bar::

NOW! I'm a thirsty lady!

~river~ · 06-23-2008, 07:22 PM

while im not the bartender what the hell i'll get us all drinks
ice water no lemon for jane
coffee for me and lori you can have free run to get yourself something

Angel333 · 06-23-2008, 07:24 PM

It's all too much for me.

And how can you have an ice water with no lemon? Well if you're at home, it seems like a bit much, but any ice water I have in any fine establishment is awesome with lemon!

Jane · 06-23-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel333

And how can you have an ice water with no lemon? Well if you're at home, it seems like a bit much, but any ice water I have in any fine establishment is awesome with lemon!

Two reasons:

1. I don't want my water tasting like lemon. If I want something that tastes like lemon, I'll order lemonade. When I get water, I want fucking water not lemon-tasting water.

2. When preparing food at a bar, chefs often go from touching raw meat to touching lemons and putting lemon wedges right on your glass (recent study, wish I had a link on hand). One out of three lemon wedges tested positive for traces of feces and/or salmonella. Therefore, with a 33.33% chance of getting feces or salmonella in my water, I think I'll pass.

Thanks ~river~... ::Sips water like such a badass:: Oh yeah...

mizzm77 · 06-23-2008, 07:32 PM

This is probably my last post for a little while, 'cause I'm going to camp, but I will see everyone in late July, I don't really know when.

Any-who... I'll take a virgin strawberry daiquiri, if our barmaid is here.

EDIT: I'm being good and having a non-alcoholic drink, for all those people that were saying that us young people couldn't have alcohol.

Angel333 · 06-23-2008, 07:33 PM

Usually the places I eat have a bar, and the waitresses mostly retrieve the lemons from the bar area, but otherwise, it is a disturbing thought. I suppose lemon is an acquired taste, I also enjoy lemonade (I'm drinking some right now)

EDIT: Have fun in camp!

~river~ · 06-23-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jane

Two reasons:

1. I don't want my water tasting like lemon. If I want something that tastes like lemon, I'll order lemonade. When I get water, I want fucking water not lemon-tasting water.

2. When preparing food at a bar, chefs often go from touching raw meat to touching lemons and putting lemon wedges right on your glass (recent study, wish I had a link on hand). One out of three lemon wedges tested positive for traces of feces and/or salmonella. Therefore, with a 33.33% chance of getting feces or salmonella in my water, I think I'll pass.

Thanks ~river~... ::Sips water like such a badass:: Oh yeah...

1- lemonade does not taste all that lemony
2- eww
3- how do drink- sorry sip water like a badass?

strawberry daiquiri- yuck

i need a caffiene high

TearsofShadows · 06-23-2008, 07:35 PM

personally, I don't like water in general, but when I do drink it at restaurants, I HATE the lemon slice they put on the side...

and now with the info that Jane gave us......I'll never eat lemons again xD

06-23-2008, 07:22 PM	#3983 (permalink)
~river~ The Muddy Mississippi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,848 Points: 606.34 Bank: 144,049.34 Total Points: 144,655.68 Donate	while im not the bartender what the hell i'll get us all drinks ice water no lemon for jane coffee for me and lori you can have free run to get yourself something __________________ We're the faeries from hell and we're all on a death wish Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise Fly, Blackbird, fly Into the light of the dark black night.

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Angel333 d e v i l 666 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Springfield, MA Age: 32 Posts: 903 Points: 6,291.95 Bank: 78,242.64 Total Points: 84,534.58 Donate	It's all too much for me. And how can you have an ice water with no lemon? Well if you're at home, it seems like a bit much, but any ice water I have in any fine establishment is awesome with lemon! __________________ Bound at every limb by my shackles of fear Sealed with lies through so many tears Lost from within, pursuing the end I fight for the chance to be lied to again http://www.myspace.com/angel333JOIN TEH KITTEH MAFIA

06-23-2008, 07:33 PM	#3987 (permalink)
Angel333 d e v i l 666 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Springfield, MA Age: 32 Posts: 903 Points: 6,291.95 Bank: 78,242.64 Total Points: 84,534.58 Donate	Usually the places I eat have a bar, and the waitresses mostly retrieve the lemons from the bar area, but otherwise, it is a disturbing thought. I suppose lemon is an acquired taste, I also enjoy lemonade (I'm drinking some right now) EDIT: Have fun in camp! __________________ Bound at every limb by my shackles of fear Sealed with lies through so many tears Lost from within, pursuing the end I fight for the chance to be lied to again http://www.myspace.com/angel333JOIN TEH KITTEH MAFIA

06-23-2008, 07:32 PM	#3986 (permalink)
mizzm77 The Silent Force Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 161 Points: 316.10 Bank: 23,834.76 Total Points: 24,150.86 Donate	This is probably my last post for a little while, 'cause I'm going to camp, but I will see everyone in late July, I don't really know when. Any-who... I'll take a virgin strawberry daiquiri, if our barmaid is here. EDIT: I'm being good and having a non-alcoholic drink, for all those people that were saying that us young people couldn't have alcohol.