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~river~ · 02-09-2008, 02:32 AM

well julie you can madame ill help out
im in charge of the swingers club that will setting up in the back room of the bar
minimal dressing is the dress code
so ill put on my slinky pinks and hooker heels.

Julieann · 02-09-2008, 02:39 AM

I shall join you in my lacy red cami thing and black ruffly boyshorts

Question: will the brothel and the bar be adjoining businesses, you know, with a door connecting the two? During inclement weather, customers may prefer to go back and forth without having to be exposed to the elements. (Nothing kills a good buzz like cold, stinging rain in the face.) And we could have someone at the adjoining door checking ID's and taking money (on the nights when we do cover-charges) to make sure we don't get any moochers. The ones coming back from the cathouse who've already paid their cover will have had their hand stamped upon first paying to get into the bar.

/businesswoman-like rambling. Whoa.

So yeah, I worked in a pool hall for a year. I know my shit. Sue me.

~river~ · 02-09-2008, 02:41 AM

i have an idea from your questions and business ponderings
we have the bar then the swingers club which joins to the brothel so you can progress from place to place.

Julieann · 02-09-2008, 02:44 AM

BRILLIANT! I love the progression there, it's absolutely perfect! You walk in the front door and it's a bar--have your drinks, listen to music, shoot some pool, eat, etc. If you're feeling a little frisky, you can go on to the swingers' club and have it be very flirty and dirrty, blacklights and champagne and strawberries, sexual in a really classy way...

...and then if you're feeling downright nasty and your theme song for the evening is "Closer" by NIN, you can go into the brothel and...well, we all know what happens there.

I love you, Shannon. You're a genius.

~river~ · 02-09-2008, 02:51 AM

i know i am julie and i love you toooooo.
its kind of like a sinful progression im liking your ideas for the swingers club im thinking semi Burlesque and then if you are feeling really dirty and sinful its the brothel for your final evening stop.

im looking forward to starting this venture with you julie

Julieann · 02-09-2008, 02:57 AM

Well...the brothel is Kylie's property/business venture. Credit where credit is due. But I'm sooooo going to run with it.

BTW...did you mean to send me a pirate? LOL. Because I don't get how pirates go with cream or have anything to do with the swingers' club...

P.S. YAYYYY I just looked at my rep and I FINALLY have a brilliant future!! yessss

~river~ · 02-09-2008, 02:59 AM

no it was meant to be a strawberry but you can cover your pirate in cream and have some fun!
well the swingers club was my idea from the party rules and i have a feeling kylie wasnt to serious with the brothel idea. meaning you and me made this idea happen meaning you me take credit

Julieann · 02-09-2008, 03:04 AM

why do I see this turning into an EvBoard Bar version of:

"Uhm, excuse me but Mister John Le-what-the-fluck did NOT play guitars on sweet sacrifice and even if he did i'm still not going to acknowledge it at all because blah blah blah and some more words to make the sheep go BAHHHH"

/bitter.

But yeah. So........serious or not, I wouldn't have had much of an idea to run with if the word "brothel" hadn't been mentioned by Kylie, therefore for my part of it I'm giving her props for that.

ANYWAY! Should it be the kind of cathouse where you feel filthy just walking in the door? Or something slightly more upscale? lol

~river~ · 02-09-2008, 04:32 AM

oh no much kudos to kylie and also to vince and josh who originally mentioned the nude rule and kylie who mentioned the brothel.
but kudos to us julie for making it as real as possible!

no not to seedy so you feel dirty in the what germs and diseases have i just gotten by walking through the door way. but instead i was thinking classy to match the bar.
a sort of oldern feeling burlesque feeling to the swingers club with some modern fun

and classy for a brothel as classy as a brothel can be anyhoo.

besides a madame cant be bitter julie so drink up and start pimpin out

02-09-2008, 02:32 AM	#621 (permalink)
~river~ Lips Like Morphine Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 2,014 Points: 866.62 Bank: 209,972.92 Total Points: 210,839.53 Donate	well julie you can madame ill help out im in charge of the swingers club that will setting up in the back room of the bar minimal dressing is the dress code so ill put on my slinky pinks and hooker heels. __________________ Breathe for love tomorrow Cause there's no hope for today Breathe for love tomorrow Cause maybe there's another way Today's the day when the dreaming ends...

02-09-2008, 02:39 AM	#622 (permalink)
Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 788 Points: 22.01 Bank: 1,050,079.32 Total Points: 1,050,101.33 Donate	I shall join you in my lacy red cami thing and black ruffly boyshorts Question: will the brothel and the bar be adjoining businesses, you know, with a door connecting the two? During inclement weather, customers may prefer to go back and forth without having to be exposed to the elements. (Nothing kills a good buzz like cold, stinging rain in the face.) And we could have someone at the adjoining door checking ID's and taking money (on the nights when we do cover-charges) to make sure we don't get any moochers. The ones coming back from the cathouse who've already paid their cover will have had their hand stamped upon first paying to get into the bar. /businesswoman-like rambling. Whoa. So yeah, I worked in a pool hall for a year. I know my shit. Sue me. __________________

02-09-2008, 02:41 AM	#623 (permalink)
~river~ Lips Like Morphine Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 2,014 Points: 866.62 Bank: 209,972.92 Total Points: 210,839.53 Donate	i have an idea from your questions and business ponderings we have the bar then the swingers club which joins to the brothel so you can progress from place to place. __________________ Breathe for love tomorrow Cause there's no hope for today Breathe for love tomorrow Cause maybe there's another way Today's the day when the dreaming ends...

02-09-2008, 02:44 AM	#624 (permalink)
Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 788 Points: 22.01 Bank: 1,050,079.32 Total Points: 1,050,101.33 Donate	BRILLIANT! I love the progression there, it's absolutely perfect! You walk in the front door and it's a bar--have your drinks, listen to music, shoot some pool, eat, etc. If you're feeling a little frisky, you can go on to the swingers' club and have it be very flirty and dirrty, blacklights and champagne and strawberries, sexual in a really classy way... ...and then if you're feeling downright nasty and your theme song for the evening is "Closer" by NIN, you can go into the brothel and...well, we all know what happens there. I love you, Shannon. You're a genius. __________________

02-09-2008, 02:51 AM	#625 (permalink)
~river~ Lips Like Morphine Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 2,014 Points: 866.62 Bank: 209,972.92 Total Points: 210,839.53 Donate	i know i am julie and i love you toooooo. its kind of like a sinful progression im liking your ideas for the swingers club im thinking semi Burlesque and then if you are feeling really dirty and sinful its the brothel for your final evening stop. im looking forward to starting this venture with you julie __________________ Breathe for love tomorrow Cause there's no hope for today Breathe for love tomorrow Cause maybe there's another way Today's the day when the dreaming ends...

02-09-2008, 02:57 AM	#626 (permalink)
Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 788 Points: 22.01 Bank: 1,050,079.32 Total Points: 1,050,101.33 Donate	Well...the brothel is Kylie's property/business venture. Credit where credit is due. But I'm sooooo going to run with it. BTW...did you mean to send me a pirate? LOL. Because I don't get how pirates go with cream or have anything to do with the swingers' club... P.S. YAYYYY I just looked at my rep and I FINALLY have a brilliant future!! yessss __________________

02-09-2008, 02:59 AM	#627 (permalink)
~river~ Lips Like Morphine Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 2,014 Points: 866.62 Bank: 209,972.92 Total Points: 210,839.53 Donate	no it was meant to be a strawberry but you can cover your pirate in cream and have some fun! well the swingers club was my idea from the party rules and i have a feeling kylie wasnt to serious with the brothel idea. meaning you and me made this idea happen meaning you me take credit __________________ Breathe for love tomorrow Cause there's no hope for today Breathe for love tomorrow Cause maybe there's another way Today's the day when the dreaming ends...

02-09-2008, 03:04 AM	#628 (permalink)
Julieann Webster's Warrior Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 788 Points: 22.01 Bank: 1,050,079.32 Total Points: 1,050,101.33 Donate	why do I see this turning into an EvBoard Bar version of: "Uhm, excuse me but Mister John Le-what-the-fluck did NOT play guitars on sweet sacrifice and even if he did i'm still not going to acknowledge it at all because blah blah blah and some more words to make the sheep go BAHHHH" /bitter. But yeah. So........serious or not, I wouldn't have had much of an idea to run with if the word "brothel" hadn't been mentioned by Kylie, therefore for my part of it I'm giving her props for that. ANYWAY! Should it be the kind of cathouse where you feel filthy just walking in the door? Or something slightly more upscale? lol __________________