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Here's what i got...

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, oyster soup, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

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My Space My Stuff

*cracks up laughing*

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, Austin Powers, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?


Oh man that was funny Hahaha.

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i got this one too, heheh.

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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

Pfft. Copycat. You know you just want my Prozac.

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OMFG!!!

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you are almost certain to die in a whorehouse, but not as a customer. Your self-destructive impulses could be put to good use and channeled creatively, but we both know that'll never happen. You also watch way too much Oprah. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, oyster soup, and hairbrushes. This is silly- when was the last time hairbrushes caused you any harm?

HA! Hilarious.

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Since the government gets to use imaginary money to cover its ass, how come I can't use Monopoly money to pay my mortgage?

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did talk a lot about flowers and art and poetry and crystals and magic. In other words, you're a goddamn airhead.

Long-Term Prognosis:
There is no long-term hope for you. Life will never get any better for you. You're screwed. It looks like Hard Times ahead for you (notice the capital letters). Your unhappiness will have no lower limit; despair and mental anguish will be your constant companions. You might as well grab a gun and go on a shootin' spree. Oh, wait, that was someone else's test result. Never mind.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, internet tests, and Elmer Fudd. This is silly- when was the last time Elmer Fudd caused you any harm?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, bathtubs, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.)

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of libraries, cats, and Pee Wee Herman. This is silly- when was the last time Pee Wee Herman caused you any harm?

Sounds just like me.
Mmmmsheep. And running around naked in the moonlight.

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, t-shirts, and red cars. This is silly- when was the last time red cars caused you any harm?

I think this is describing my younger years. Well, the America's Most Wanted part at least.

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