What would your ahem pornstar name be? - EvBoard

templar exile · 10-07-2005, 04:41 PM

OK,

At work the peak Summer season is coming to an end, so we've all got a lot more time on our hands in the office. Today we were all just messing about, and someone started asking everyone what their porn name would be-I immediately though, woohhh, this might make a thread. Well here's how you do it:-

Firstly you've got to get the name of your first pet (eg/ Butch)

...then take either your mother's maiden name or the name of the first street you lived in (eg/ Sinclair Drive)

Thus giving the name Butch Sinclair

Here's some of the best examples from work:-

Mitzi Monroe
Bunny Bancroft
Smokey Bangor

So guys and gals, give it a go......

DhammaSeeker · 10-07-2005, 08:00 PM

Rocky Panther

I've already been filming the movie. The promo poster is below.

Oayis · 10-07-2005, 08:21 PM

Jackie Franklin.
Wow. What an original name for a pornstar.

I remember there being a thread on this pre-crash...

Katya · 10-07-2005, 08:40 PM

What if you've never had a pet? *has never had one*

If it goes street and mother's maiden name, I'd be Starlight Dorrian.

Cfw828 · 10-07-2005, 09:16 PM

P.P. McFuckerton

I think it sounds classy, like a European car.

Ferrari, Audi...McFuckerton.

Works for me.

Rina · 10-07-2005, 09:19 PM

Moustapha Sand.

It sounds freaky.

**littleleena** · 10-07-2005, 09:29 PM

Disco Ungerer......

Mine's Just wierd lol

KeyStone · 10-07-2005, 09:39 PM

Dusty Crawford?

Hmm... sounds more like a chick i think. Maybe a different pet\street combo.

Shadow Rose... wow, thats a little scary. Hmm, yeah, the first ones better

Raskull · 10-07-2005, 10:48 PM

Skippy Velvet Antler...

WHAT THE FUCK! Skippy Antler, Skippy Velvet, Skip Antler. Whatever. I obviously wasn't born to be a pornstar.

Marika · 10-07-2005, 10:57 PM

Um that would be Hootie Chabot or Hootie Kuivila...

doesn't work.

10-07-2005, 08:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Oayis Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Philly, yo. Age: 18 Posts: 1,493 Points: 1,750.00 Bank: 311,835.94 Total Points: 313,585.94 Donate	Jackie Franklin. Wow. What an original name for a pornstar. I remember there being a thread on this pre-crash... __________________ s i y a o Sucka.

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Katya Mega Post Monkey Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London Age: 21 Posts: 6,164 Points: 9,386.17 Bank: 1,589,602.00 Total Points: 1,598,988.17 Donate	What if you've never had a pet? has never had one If it goes street and mother's maiden name, I'd be Starlight Dorrian. __________________

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Cfw828 Mega Post Monkey Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC and occasionally residing in Long Island. Age: 25 Posts: 6,432 Points: 68,408.33 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 68,408.33 Donate	P.P. McFuckerton I think it sounds classy, like a European car. Ferrari, Audi...McFuckerton. Works for me. __________________

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Rina Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: somewhere Age: 19 Posts: 958 Points: 413.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 413.00 Donate	Moustapha Sand. It sounds freaky. __________________ "Hey, she can't hear you. You're only talking, Send her a text!" "Mommy's one of the chosen ones, Daddy's one of the people that believe Jesus was Magic."

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10-07-2005, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
templar exile Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Between Hope and Despair Age: 32 Posts: 177 Points: 362.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 362.00 Donate	OK, At work the peak Summer season is coming to an end, so we've all got a lot more time on our hands in the office. Today we were all just messing about, and someone started asking everyone what their porn name would be-I immediately though, woohhh, this might make a thread. Well here's how you do it:- Firstly you've got to get the name of your first pet (eg/ Butch) ...then take either your mother's maiden name or the name of the first street you lived in (eg/ Sinclair Drive) Thus giving the name Butch Sinclair Here's some of the best examples from work:- Mitzi Monroe Bunny Bancroft Smokey Bangor So guys and gals, give it a go......

10-07-2005, 08:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
DhammaSeeker Closer to Fine Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Denver, Colorado Age: 33 Posts: 2,312 Points: 15,647.53 Bank: 18,412.83 Total Points: 34,060.36 Donate	Rocky Panther I've already been filming the movie. The promo poster is below.

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KeyStone Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 894 Points: 11,931.10 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,931.10 Donate	Dusty Crawford? Hmm... sounds more like a chick i think. Maybe a different pet\street combo. Shadow Rose... wow, thats a little scary. Hmm, yeah, the first ones better __________________ "The World is a Dangerous Place, not because of those who do Evil, but because of those who look on and do Nothing." -Albert Einstein "With Great Power comes Great Responsibility." -Ben Parker

10-07-2005, 10:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Raskull So Tired Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Where? Age: 17 Posts: 485 Points: 2,316.21 Bank: 7,874.45 Total Points: 10,190.66 Donate	Skippy Velvet Antler... WHAT THE FUCK! Skippy Antler, Skippy Velvet, Skip Antler. Whatever. I obviously wasn't born to be a pornstar. __________________ Anger. The emotion of change. Kill for me.

10-07-2005, 10:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Marika Eric and Tyler sandwich! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Underground. MUAHAHAHA! Age: 21 Posts: 1,769 Points: 3,440.82 Bank: 5,302.15 Total Points: 8,742.97 Donate	Um that would be Hootie Chabot or Hootie Kuivila... doesn't work. __________________ Member of the cheese fanclub.

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