Who here would you like to have sex with? - Page 13 - EvBoard

Shivercide · 06-03-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Julieann

*gasp swoon drool die* No one has EVER needed a cold shower as much as I do right now, with the flexing and the pecs and the flexing and the arms and the FLEXING and just oooooooOOOOOOMG. Honestly, I'm fixin to have to mop the saliva up off my desk.

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Originally Posted by fearlesst15

hmmm if i could have sex with anyone here id have to say.... mike/shape....

...oh. wait.
done and done

:P

gag and gag

*rofls* XD

Sweet Tigger · 06-03-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by metalman

Ooohh Vince Your one butch mother. If I were a chick, I'd do you. But Jerry first.

OMFG, I have never laughed so hard!

I guess Vince is going to have to settle with sloppy seconds! *ROFLS*
You can all have one huge foursome, Vince can bring in the husband!!
* Diies laughing *

Jane · 06-03-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Julieann

It's even worse when the hair is downstairs and you come out from under the covers flossing with it. Srsly, guys, SHAVE YOUR BALLS. Or at least trim them to a respectable, not-gonna-get-caught-in-teeth length.

QFT. Besides, some of us enjoy deep throating when we're going down on our man, and it's NO FUN to come down and put your face in a little bushle of pubic hair. And you want me to massage your sticky, hairy balls? Come on dudes; we take care of our junk, you can do a little trimming yourselves.

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Pffffffft. Masturbation FTMFW! In fact, depending on the mood you're in, sometimes it's better because you're doing it your own way, lol.

IDAW Julieann. I am 100% against masturbation (personally - if you want to do it, that's fine, but you couldn't get me to do that if you were to tie me down and threaten my life). So gross... I am no interest it going there with myself; it's just so EW to me. Ewwwwwwww, thinking about it is just so gross. Masturbation is only cool for me if it involves making my man happy, then it's sexah.

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BTW, I have no issue posting my b00b pictures...but I'm damn sure not going to be the only one doing it, so are there any other females here who'd be willing to go in on this with me?

My goods are good, they're just pale because I'ma white mutherfucka. I'll do it just to put you all to shame. (But I'm at work now and I don't think this is the right place... haha, I keep freakin' out someone's going to walk by and see this post, lol... how awkward would that be?)

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Originally Posted by fearlesst15

hmmm if i could have sex with anyone here id have to say.... mike/shape....

...oh. wait.
done and done

:P

Mike is such a whore.

**gilwellian** · 06-03-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by metalman

Ooohh Vince Your one butch mother. If I were a chick, I'd do you. But Jerry first.

Lo siento, solo hablo español, no comprendo.

Jane · 06-03-2008, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by gilwellian

Lo siento, solo hablo español, no comprendo.

LOL. You do too comprendo.

**fearlesst15** · 06-03-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jane

QFT. Besides, some of us enjoy deep throating when we're going down on our man, and it's NO FUN to come down and put your face in a little bushle of pubic hair. And you want me to massage your sticky, hairy balls? Come on dudes; we take care of our junk, you can do a little trimming yourselves.

i love you and totally agree haha <3

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Mike is such a whore.

im pretty sure we were all well aware of that. you are officially captain obvious for the day

Selfish&Cold · 06-03-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by metalman

Ooohh Vince Your one butch mother. If I were a chick, I'd do you. But Jerry first.

Thats probably the most heartwarming compliment I have ever recieved. EVAR.
XD

Jane · 06-03-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by fearlesst15

you are officially captain obvious for the day

YESSSSSSSSSSS!

Bow to Captain Obvious! And I demand sexual pleasures for the rest of the day, as my prize.

Brainy Smurf · 06-03-2008, 10:25 PM

*looks @ last 5 pages*

*gasps*

WTF happened to good ol conservative buzzkill jane? miles must have fed her some spiked cookies and milk

Sweet Tigger · 06-03-2008, 10:37 PM

ROFLS!

Everyone must have gottin a huge dose of something!

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