Who here would you like to have sex with? - Page 27 - EvBoard

~river~ · 07-19-2008, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Back in the day, you got caught prospectin' another fella's claim, bad things would start happenin'. You know what I'm sayin'? ::fingers twin six-shooters::

now the jealously is very attractive all violent and overbearing.
silver your on the list

Julieann · 07-19-2008, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Hey now! What's up with everyone jumping in on my action?

Well, she jumped in on mine with you. All's fair.

Silver Wing · 07-19-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Julieann

Well, she jumped in on mine with you. All's fair.

Ya know...

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Originally Posted by Julieann

Ahem...and I shall refrain from saying anything about you, Josh, because if I did, I would be the one going to prison.

Anyway...I have a list, which I'm pretty sure encompasses nearly everyone from that big, dirrty, wonderful EvBoard chat a while back:
Vince, Shannon, Lori, Trina, Kylie, Steph...(oh jeez, who else was there??!?!) I would have sex with all of you at once. Or one or two at a time, if you prefer...but seriously, I totally would. I have the real-life EvBoard orgy penciled in on some unspecified date in the future...

(two days later....)

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Originally Posted by Julieann

Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that I would totally do Silver Wing as well. Because he's got that mad pwning-n00bs intelligence thing going on and that is HAWT liek woah. *swoon*

I was just an afterthought... not to mention it took you two days to add me to your list. Jane, on the other hand, is apparently all about me, to the point that she's threatening to beat up the other girls to here to keep them away from me. Exclusivity + chick who is willing to commit violence to keep me all to herself = win.

Sorry, Julie... but I think I gotta go where I'm most appreciated...

Angel333 · 07-19-2008, 11:57 AM

Wow, Silver Wing did his homeowrk. I guess sex is serious business!

Silver Wing · 07-19-2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel333

Wow, Silver Wing did his homeowrk. I guess sex is serious business!

So says 2 smods and a consultant. This isn't all in fun, this is all absolutely serious stuff, dammit!

Wildangel · 07-19-2008, 12:41 PM

Sex is serious stuff. and choosing someone from here is serious as well. gotta be choosie.

To be honest tho, to stay with the initial topic. I don't think I'd sleep with anyone on the board. Tho there is one I would experiment with if given the chance. Exploration FTW.
But I'm not really close to anyone here. Not close enough to consider sex.

**PaleIsBeautiful** · 07-19-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Hey now! What's up with everyone jumping in on my action? I mean, she casts off her celibacy for me and that's like an open invitation? WTF?

Back in the day, you got caught prospectin' another fella's claim, bad things would start happenin'. You know what I'm sayin'? ::fingers twin six-shooters::

I sir, claimed her first. YOU are messing with MY claim.

Jane · 07-19-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Hey now! What's up with everyone jumping in on my action? I mean, she casts off her celibacy for me and that's like an open invitation? WTF?

They can jump all they want, that doesn't mean they're going to actually be seeing reciprocation. You're the only one I'm making that exception for.

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Originally Posted by ~river~

silver your on the list

Back the fuck off, bitch.

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Originally Posted by Julieann

Well, she jumped in on mine with you. All's fair.

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Sorry, Julie... but I think I gotta go where I'm most appreciated...

NYAH Julie! Boy's MINE.

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Originally Posted by PaleIsBeautiful

I sir, claimed her first. YOU are messing with MY claim.

Sorry PIB. I love ya, but not that way.

The internet doesn't make me dabble in homosexuality/bisexuality like it seems to make some of you do, lol. I'm straight through and through. Sorry, ladies.

Julieann · 07-19-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

I was just an afterthought... not to mention it took you two days to add me to your list. Jane, on the other hand, is apparently all about me, to the point that she's threatening to beat up the other girls to here to keep them away from me. Exclusivity + chick who is willing to commit violence to keep me all to herself = win.

Sorry, Julie... but I think I gotta go where I'm most appreciated...

*shrugs* No skin off my nose. I'd say screw you, but...apparently not so much.

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Originally Posted by Jane

NYAH Julie! Boy's MINE.

You're right. I digress. Y'all have fun now.

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Wildangel Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,632 Points: 2,648.34 Bank: 13,692,751.40 Total Points: 13,695,399.74 Donate	Sex is serious stuff. and choosing someone from here is serious as well. gotta be choosie. To be honest tho, to stay with the initial topic. I don't think I'd sleep with anyone on the board. Tho there is one I would experiment with if given the chance. Exploration FTW. But I'm not really close to anyone here. Not close enough to consider sex. __________________