Who here would you like to have sex with? - Page 28 - EvBoard

Silver Wing · 07-19-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Julieann

*shrugs* No skin off my nose. I'd say screw you, but...apparently not so much.

Oh hey now, no need to go off mad, there's still Vince, and all the others...

Angel333 · 07-19-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jane

The internet doesn't make me dabble in homosexuality/bisexuality like it seems to make some of you do, lol. I'm straight through and through. Sorry, ladies.

Evboard bring out teh hawt sexiness in everyone. In real life I am strictly monogamous and with the same guy for 11+ years. Evboard is my side action lol

I love me some evborders (you know who you are)

~river~ · 07-19-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jane

They can jump all they want, that doesn't mean they're going to actually be seeing reciprocation. You're the only one I'm making that exception for.

you say that now!

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Originally Posted by Jane

Back the fuck off, bitch.

i should feel put in my place but instead i feel mad

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Jane, on the other hand, is apparently all about me, to the point that she's threatening to beat up the other girls to here to keep them away from me. Exclusivity + chick who is willing to commit violence to keep me all to herself = win.

Sorry, Julie... but I think I gotta go where I'm most appreciated...

i am feeling so very ignored i add you to my list and now you are only apologising to julie.

thats ok i still have julie XD

Julieann · 07-19-2008, 11:23 PM

^Yes, yes you do. There's a lot to be said for loyalty.

Love you, Shannon!

~river~ · 07-19-2008, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Julieann

^Yes, yes you do. There's a lot to be said for loyalty.

Love you, Shannon!

love you to julie of mine XD loyalty ftw over "Exclusivity & Violence"
but if you wish julie we can play with violence and exclusivity

Silver Wing · 07-20-2008, 12:23 PM

Ok ok ok.... I need to call a time-out here for a minute.

Apparently, and much to my surprise, some people have actually been taking this thread seriously.

So I'm going to answer the original question seriously. No one. There is no one here or anywhere else that I'm going to have sex with except my wife. IRL I'm a happily married man with 2 kids, a career and a mortgage. I assumed this was all horseplay.

I consider Jane a friend, she knows my situation, and I think we both feel safe in the fact that this is a lot of talk. I seriously doubt that if I were to mysteriously appear on her doorstep, she'd be rushing me into her bourdoir, nor would I expect her to. We're friends. This is all in the name of fun. I wouldn't expect this thread to be taken any more seriously than the "kill the poster above you" thread.

So any of you who got mad or sad over the last day or two because of something I said, well, I apologize. You can accept my apologies and get over it, or you can continue to be bent out of shape over what amounts to horseplay, in which case that's on you.

That is all, carry on.

Jane · 07-20-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Ok ok ok.... I need to call a time-out here for a minute.

[Meaningless blabber that had no place or necessity in being said...]

That is all, carry on.

Of course you say all that now to clean up the public mess, but if you really believe that, you are sorely mistaken. But yes, you may now consider this my resignation of aforementioned feelings of wanting to fuck you, because nothing is more of a turn-off than a pussy-footed coward that succumbs to such idiotic whining.

Celibate and sexless again is the Jane. What a terrible note I'm having to leave this thread on.

Silver Wing · 07-20-2008, 03:33 PM

Okay, so, is there anyone else here I can piss off today?

Just take a fucking number and I'll get to you each in order.

Jane · 07-20-2008, 03:56 PM

Haha. Now that I don't want to have sex with you any more, we'll see how many of these ladies flock to you now. :P

07-19-2008, 11:23 PM	#274 (permalink)
Julieann Dylan Sanders Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 786 Points: 14.35 Bank: 1,029,419.89 Total Points: 1,029,434.24 Donate	^Yes, yes you do. There's a lot to be said for loyalty. Love you, Shannon! __________________

07-20-2008, 12:23 PM	#276 (permalink)
Silver Wing Hungry. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 477 Points: 4,900.00 Bank: 77,121.86 Total Points: 82,021.87 Donate	Ok ok ok.... I need to call a time-out here for a minute. Apparently, and much to my surprise, some people have actually been taking this thread seriously. So I'm going to answer the original question seriously. No one. There is no one here or anywhere else that I'm going to have sex with except my wife. IRL I'm a happily married man with 2 kids, a career and a mortgage. I assumed this was all horseplay. I consider Jane a friend, she knows my situation, and I think we both feel safe in the fact that this is a lot of talk. I seriously doubt that if I were to mysteriously appear on her doorstep, she'd be rushing me into her bourdoir, nor would I expect her to. We're friends. This is all in the name of fun. I wouldn't expect this thread to be taken any more seriously than the "kill the poster above you" thread. So any of you who got mad or sad over the last day or two because of something I said, well, I apologize. You can accept my apologies and get over it, or you can continue to be bent out of shape over what amounts to horseplay, in which case that's on you. That is all, carry on.

07-20-2008, 03:33 PM	#278 (permalink)
Silver Wing Hungry. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 477 Points: 4,900.00 Bank: 77,121.86 Total Points: 82,021.87 Donate	Okay, so, is there anyone else here I can piss off today? Just take a fucking number and I'll get to you each in order.

07-20-2008, 03:56 PM	#279 (permalink)
Jane Member of the Banned TEMP BANNED Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ohio Age: 21 Posts: 3,463 Points: 1,588.59 Bank: 469,225.51 Total Points: 470,814.10 Donate	Haha. Now that I don't want to have sex with you any more, we'll see how many of these ladies flock to you now. :P

07-20-2008, 06:37 PM	#280 (permalink)
~river~ Lips Like Morphine Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 2,004 Points: 729.61 Bank: 205,855.80 Total Points: 206,585.41 Donate