Who here would you like to have sex with? - Page 5 - EvBoard

Julieann · 05-07-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by PaleIsBeautiful

Wow. There's more than 4 boys on evboard?

*suspicious* Are you married too?

Well, there's Josh, Chris, Brian, Vince, and Silver Wing...I'm sure there are others but I don't know any of them, lol

I forgot to give reasons for my earlier list:

Shannon -- because she's got that completely irresistible, sassy, one-eyebrow-raised, you're-so-full-of-it attitude, and that's just sexy. Also, she's an Aussie, so she has that accent, which in itself is enough to make me go jello-kneed.

Kylie -- the Aussie thing, and I've seen pictures and find her attractive. Also, I would maybe actually have a chance in real life because she does, in fact, swing "that way" lol.

Lori -- because who wouldn't want to have sex with a woman who will bake you pies (while wearing frillies) if you're special enough? Lori + frillies + pie = ohh yes ma'am.

Vince -- have you SEEN pictures of Vince? *swoon melt drool die* Just...oooh.

Trina -- because the scary whips/chains/handcuffs thing is hawt. Although somehow I'm more inclined to believe it would actually be very cheerful sex, LMAO.

**PaleIsBeautiful** · 05-07-2008, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gilwellian

I'm free ladies...

I mean divorced twice and NO commitment nor engagement yet, etc.

Raise my hands as happy volunteer and shake them violently to bring your attention to me.

Gil should be mass attacked by default. Seriously, WTF at evboard being infiltrated with unavailable men

Heh, all the evboard men that I would sleep with without a second thought have abandoned this board. But trust me in that every single one of them sizzle in every way and require a change of underwear when nearby. I'll also have to admit that I'd forgo getting attached if I thought they were going to visit anytime soon. *blush*

Girls? Meh, girls don't make me cream my panties. Although if we want to talk about hawt girls that I'd bang if I were a bi/gay girl or a straight man, ikx would be at the top of that list. She may be a good friend of mine and that would be awkward, but she is one attractive woman. <3

I'd totally have sex with Jane too. Just to say I could, and I suspect she could use the relief anyway.

Silver Wing · 05-08-2008, 12:40 AM

Actually, PiB, I would totally do your avatar there. The pointy ears are a little wierd, but I could get past it. She cuts a fine figure....

Princess Mary · 05-08-2008, 01:13 AM

*ponders what it would be like to have sex with a military man...*

**PaleIsBeautiful** · 05-08-2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Wing

Actually, PiB, I would totally do your avatar there. The pointy ears are a little wierd, but I could get past it. She cuts a fine figure....

If you were going to tap the queen of the fairies, I hope you wouldn't be staring at her ears.

And you haven't even seen her legs. I'd kill for those legs (when the picture comes up, click again to see the enlarged version, it's worth a look):
http://www.deviantart.com/view/558968/

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Originally Posted by Princess Mary

*ponders what it would be like to have sex with a military man...*

A man who's all by himself with other men and has nothing to do but think about sex while he's going to the gym for something to do? Let's just say they're worth a ride - as long as you don't require faithfulness.

Julieann · 05-08-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Princess Mary

*ponders what it would be like to have sex with a military man...*

What, are you thinking it'd be aggressive and full of commands?

"Drop and give me head!" "SIR YES SIR!"

Wow, I need sleep.

Silver Wing · 05-08-2008, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PaleIsBeautiful

If you were going to tap the queen of the fairies, I hope you wouldn't be staring at her ears.

And you haven't even seen her legs. I'd kill for those legs (when the picture comes up, click again to see the enlarged version, it's worth a look):
http://www.deviantart.com/view/558968/

yes, please. I'll take two.

Princess Mary · 05-08-2008, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Julieann

What, are you thinking it'd be aggressive and full of commands?

"Drop and give me head!" "SIR YES SIR!"

Wow, I need sleep.

Wow, you have my imagination working overtime.

Angel333 · 05-08-2008, 06:12 AM

How could I have missed this thread??? Especially since my ears should have been ringing!!!

First I would say the almighty efanar. Seriously!!!!!! (Call me lol, if you indeed lurk occasionally)

I think you all know my list of lovehs, as I may be the evboard hussy, and at the very least, the frillie princess and champion pie maker

Vince, Shannon, Julie, Trina, Kylie, Steph and throw in a fiery Spainard ftw!!!

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Silver Wing SUPERFLY! Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 426 Points: 1,043.64 Bank: 35,626.31 Total Points: 36,669.95 Donate	Actually, PiB, I would totally do your avatar there. The pointy ears are a little wierd, but I could get past it. She cuts a fine figure....