Why Jack is better than Chuck. - Page 2 - EvBoard

Shape · 04-09-2006, 02:04 PM

oh yea, my girl Katya knows what time it is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dice

This did nothing for me. Jack is still a wuzz nobody in my eyes. Especially compared to the Chuck.

If Chuck is one thing(besides a pussy) he's pesky.

Weetzie · 04-09-2006, 04:42 PM

<3 Jack Bauer <3

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Dice · 04-09-2006, 04:58 PM

Jack is FAR from cheesy enough to follow in Chuck's footsteps!

I simply won't have this! I'm leaving this thread! ("leave" here means "will make sporadic visits and/or replies").

U ovah ur heads wiv shyte!

Elias · 04-09-2006, 05:19 PM

This blasphemy against the Great and Powerful Chuck must stop now. I haven't yet learned how to deliver roundhouse kicks to the face through the internet, but I know Somebody who can......

Watch your arses, heretics.

**Katya** · 04-09-2006, 05:27 PM

Jack Bauer says: "I will make this VERY unpleasant for you."

You better run.

Ceez · 04-09-2006, 05:43 PM

We need more threads like this...or more posts like this that make me laugh hysterically.

Dice · 04-09-2006, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elias

but I know Somebody who can......

Oh, praiseth be Him that does all evil! Walketh thee in peace. Roundhouseth be. Amen.

Elias · 04-12-2006, 08:14 AM

Just so you all know:

Chuck Norris ate Jack Bauer for breakfast this morning.

Drsden_Doll · 04-12-2006, 09:11 AM

chuck norris is a LEGEND!
xoxo

**Katya** · 04-12-2006, 09:21 AM

Just so YOU know: killing or eating Jack Bauer just makes him angry. Chuck better watch his ass, because now Jack's REALLY upset.

04-09-2006, 04:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Weetzie Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York. Age: 20 Posts: 902 Points: 11,112.83 Bank: 185,537.49 Total Points: 196,650.32 Donate	<3 Jack Bauer <3 Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead." There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong. Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. __________________ . If it's horrible, it exists. If it's beautiful, you're imagining it.

04-09-2006, 04:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Norway Age: 22 Posts: 508 Points: 3,903.50 Bank: 1,295.69 Total Points: 5,199.19 Donate	Jack is FAR from cheesy enough to follow in Chuck's footsteps! I simply won't have this! I'm leaving this thread! ("leave" here means "will make sporadic visits and/or replies"). U ovah ur heads wiv shyte! __________________ Is it a really evil-looking doorstep? ◦◦◦◦◦◦◦ Last edited by Dice : 04-09-2006 at 05:01 PM.

04-09-2006, 05:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
Elias Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Are you following me? Age: 37 Posts: 196 Points: 3,433.99 Bank: 26,385.29 Total Points: 29,819.28 Donate	This blasphemy against the Great and Powerful Chuck must stop now. I haven't yet learned how to deliver roundhouse kicks to the face through the internet, but I know Somebody who can...... Watch your arses, heretics. __________________ Out of the darkness, into your light, out of my blindness and into your sight...

04-09-2006, 05:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Katya Old School Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Boston University/CT Age: 21 Posts: 6,178 Points: 4,248.08 Bank: 1,790,150.04 Total Points: 1,794,398.12 Donate	Jack Bauer says: "I will make this VERY unpleasant for you." You better run. __________________

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Ceez Bannedito Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Joizee Age: 23 Posts: 1,485 Points: 15,163.80 Bank: 17,078.22 Total Points: 32,242.02 Donate	We need more threads like this...or more posts like this that make me laugh hysterically. __________________ check out S I L I A N R A I L ...or else.

04-12-2006, 08:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
Elias Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Are you following me? Age: 37 Posts: 196 Points: 3,433.99 Bank: 26,385.29 Total Points: 29,819.28 Donate	Just so you all know: Chuck Norris ate Jack Bauer for breakfast this morning. __________________ Out of the darkness, into your light, out of my blindness and into your sight...

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Drsden_Doll Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: i live in Scotland :D! Age: 20 Posts: 59 Points: 119.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 119.00 Donate	chuck norris is a LEGEND! xoxo __________________ Im the thorn on your rose my stuff

04-12-2006, 09:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
Katya Old School Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Boston University/CT Age: 21 Posts: 6,178 Points: 4,248.08 Bank: 1,790,150.04 Total Points: 1,794,398.12 Donate	Just so YOU know: killing or eating Jack Bauer just makes him angry. Chuck better watch his ass, because now Jack's REALLY upset. __________________

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