You know you're goth when... - EvBoard

hollydolly · 06-26-2006, 04:57 PM

Simple enough thread to post in. Complete the statement "You know you're goth when..."

- When you open your closet and need a flashlight to see where your boots are.
- When you've finished lacing up your corset and you realize you can't bend over to tie your boots.
- When you complain that your hearse doesn't get enough gas mileage.
- When you actually begin to crave blood.
- When you want to hug a vampire.
- When you begin to debate which shade of powder is whiter: Sheet Of Paper or Fresh Snow.
- When you repeatedly test black nail polish to see which shade is the blackest.
- When you can wear a Spongebob t-shirt and still be given goth credentials.
- When you can wear a pink dress and still be given goth credentials.
- When you scare the new guy working at Hot Topic.
- When the restaurant waiter asks you what you'd like to drink and you reply, "Your blood."
- When every day becomes Halloween.
- When you sleep in a coffin on a regular basis.
- When you sleep with your significant other in a coffin on a regular basis.
- When your pet bat is somewhat scared of you.
- When your lullaby playlist includes at least 5 Marilyn Manson songs and 5 Slipknot songs.
- When you can get a triple-A for Max 300 in heavy mode while wearing chains, a black leather trenchcoat, and 6-inch platform combat boots. WITHOUT BREAKING THE PAD. (This refers to DDR, btw.)
- When black isn't dark enough for you anymore.

myimmortalenemy · 06-27-2006, 02:24 AM

-when your eyeliner doesn't last for a week
-when you never leave the house in the morning unless it's raining or you need milk
-when every object you talk about ends with 'of death'
-when you write in black like this

Shape · 06-27-2006, 07:31 PM

..when you listen to evanescence.

teh win!

**TheLady** · 06-27-2006, 08:09 PM

-when old ladies cross themselves as you walk past
-when you believe you will have no reflection in the mirror
-when you can't wait for flowers to wilt
-when all your poetry looks like THIS
-when you legally change your name to Iseult of The Flesh

06-26-2006, 04:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
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06-27-2006, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
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06-27-2006, 02:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
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